This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
when will it end
he is neither of those
so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and
somebody stop him
"i was born black"
The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.
the Texas GOP need to go fuck himself.
If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help